Cranium came into this world after 42 weeks of gestation at the hefty weight of 9 lbs 5 oz.
He wanted to be a taxi-driver, then policeman, then soldier.
By some strange twist of fate, he ended up as a tweaker of homosapiens.
In the course of doing so, he managed to sian a primary school teacher into marrying him and now has produced 01 x offspring.